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Unruly Distraction
07 January 2009 @ 01:25 pm
Lessons of Kakashi  
Here's another fic that was written ages ago!! Thou this one was never posted anywhere, so it's been one of my unreleased treasures I've kept in hiding until I found it again. XD So here's for your humor-reading pleasure!!

Title: Lessons of Kakashi
Rating: K+/PG
Genre: Humor
Word Count: 2,280
Fandom: Naruto
Summary: Kakashi's teachings on the disorders of Squad 7.

Disclaimer: Shall never own any character used here in this fic. ... -pout-

( “Being the only one here calm and not hyped up on that foul thing called Pixie Stix, I have taken it upon myself to identify the… disorders unique to my squad. I will also diagnose a treatment for said disorders. I’m sure you’ll find me to be very accurate, as well as enlightening. )
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My Mood: irritated
I'm listening to: "Poker Face", Lady Gaga
 
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Unruly Distraction
01 January 2009 @ 11:14 am
Countdown  
Posted a day later than I wanted to- ah well. It's New Year's, it's a New Year's fic. So it's cool. ><'''

Title: Countdown
Author: Jigoku Hikari
Rated: T for language and sexual innuendo
Fandom: Bleach
Pairings: Shuuhei/Renji, Urahara/Ichigo, numerous others
Warnings: ... slightly brain breaking.
Summary: Urahara lovingly reminds everyone at his New Year’s party of the tradition of kissing someone they love at midnight.

( The screaming, the cheers, the party favors going off, the silly string being squirted by the kids. Shuuhei heard none of it. )
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My Mood: relaxed
I'm listening to: none. (XP)
 
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Unruly Distraction
28 December 2008 @ 11:39 am
Interlude  
Title: Interlude
Author: Jigoku Hikari
Pairing: SasuNaru
Rated NC-17/X. Period.
Fandom: Naruto
Warnings: M/M, yaoi, lemon, oral, anal, PWP. Smut in its purest form. =^-^=
Summary: Pressed up against the wall. Both hands trapped, pinned above my head with ease.

Disclaimer: Shall never own any character used in this fic. just use 'em for smut purposes. X3

( In - ter - lude: n 1: a short simple play or dramatic entertainment. 2: an intervening period, space, or event. 3: a piece of music inserted between the parts of a longer composition or religious service. )
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My Mood: cheerful
I'm listening to: radio (no idea ><;;)
 
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Unruly Distraction
09 December 2008 @ 07:57 am
Notre Dame  

Sound the victory bells, or the Final Fantasy victory theme if you want. -sob- It's finally DOOOOONE... <3

Title: Notre Dame
Rated NC-17/X. Period.
Word Count: 10,170
Fandom: Bleach
Disclaimer: I shall forever not own any character or place used in this fic. I’m just innocently borrowing them and making them do not-so-innocent things. All thanks goes to Tite Kubo for making such slashable characters. -nodnod-
Summary: Renji decides to take Shuuhei away from finishing his work to go on a spur-of-the-moment date to France- namely, the Notre Dame Cathedral. Once inside, Shuuhei keeps having dirty thoughts about how to defile such a holy, sacred place. Good thing Renji’s there to help. ^-^ Shuuhei/Renji, M/M, one-shot, lemon, yaoi, oral, anal, PWP, MANSEX!

( “I wanna defile this place,” he whispered huskily, his breath hot as it fanned over his lover’s ear. )

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Location: tiptoeing along the borderline of insanity
My Mood: annoyed
I'm listening to: "Gehenna", Slipknot
 
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Unruly Distraction
30 October 2008 @ 03:33 pm
Devour  
All right- I've pulled another fic out to blow the dust off of to share with everyone. Need some yaoi smut, anyone? XD Tis the best yaoi smex I've written to this day. T^T I seem to be unable to write better than this.

Title: Devour
Rated NC-17. Period.
Word Count: 9,069
Fandom: Final Fantasy VII: A.C.
Pairing: Reno/Cloud
Summary: It’s party time at Seventh Heaven, and plenty of drinks are going around. Reno watches on jealously as the one he’s wanted for so long is with the one he hates most. But when the opportunity arises, even with warnings and death glares aplenty, he takes the chance and devours what’s not his. Reno/Cloud M/M, one-shot, slightly AU, lemon, yaoi, oral, rim, anal, PWP

Disclaimer: All characters/ places used belong to SquareEnix- I’m just innocently borrowing them and making them do not-so-innocent things. ^-^

( Devour )

Any/all commments are appreciated!!! <3
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My Mood: content
I'm listening to: "Living Dead Girl", Rob Zombie
 
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Unruly Distraction
27 October 2008 @ 09:16 pm
Captain Winky  
Explanation: I wrote this a few months back, before I had an LJ, so I’ve decided to dig it out to post so everyone can give me feedback. I hope you enjoy! <3

Title: Captain Winky
Rated M for sexual innuendo and crude humor.
Fandom: Bleach
Pairing: Shuuhei/Renji
Warnings: man/man, lime, and an innocent girl watching it all.
Summary: Yachiru tells Squad 11 a tale about a certain redhead and 69 man and what she caught them doing in an office.
Word count: 1,644
Disclaimer: Never shall I own any character used. They’re all Tite Kubo’s.

( Captain Winky )
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Location: raggle-fraggle
My Mood: weird
I'm listening to: "Kiss From a Rose", Seal
 
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Unruly Distraction
16 October 2008 @ 01:35 am
Fic Teaser  
Random smutie scene. Instead of writing the whole story it's from, i skipped right to it! ><;;; (It wouldn't get out of my head...)

Fandom: Star Ocean-TTEOT Cliff/Albel.
Word count: 2,575

( Apathy (clip) )

I'm still not sure if I'll ever get around to writing the rest of this fic... :/ ><;;;
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Location: Over the rainbow
My Mood: giddy
 
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Unruly Distraction
11 October 2008 @ 06:07 pm
A Calm Through the Storm  
It popped up randomly in my head, and I figured that writing it would maybe help get rid of my writer’s block. … And it helped indeed. XD

Title: A Calm Through the Storm
Fandom: Bleach
Pairing: Renji/Ichigo
Summary: Renji’s not in the best of moods, and everything seems to make it worse. So he takes a side trip to see the one person he knows will make him feel better. Renji/Ichigo fluff. One-shot.
Rated T for language and- …yep, that’s it. XD
Word Count: 1,417
Disclaimer: All characters/places belong to Tite Kubo. He’s the genius that came up with Bleach, not me.

( A Calm Through the Storm )
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Location: ANT-chan's house!
My Mood: indescribable
I'm listening to: FF7 Victory March
 
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